Binary Code Lover Pillows

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Binary Man

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Now you're talking my language.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

Zero Tolerance

Computer Dating

Robot Eye Exam

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Robot with a sense of humour.