Bin Divers Pillows

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Travellers

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Cash Rebate

'Shove' (at big sale).

'They must be trash fish!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

Man overloaded with samples

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Virtual Snorkeling

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

Here, There, Everywhere.

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

The textural omnivore.

Virtual Reality/Snorkel & Mask

Black Friday

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.