Bin Divers Pillows

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Travellers

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Cash Rebate

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'They must be trash fish!'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

Man overloaded with samples

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

Virtual Snorkeling

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

Here, There, Everywhere.

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

Virtual Reality/Snorkel & Mask

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The textural omnivore.

Black Friday

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

'Yo, Mister Hi-tech, take a look over your shoulder.'