Bin Day Philosopher Prints

'I miss the days when you could chuck stuff in the bin and not have to think about it for ten minutes.'

'You lifted your head.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"High Pressure Area"

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"Very few leave the grove!"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Elephant umbrella.

Wordplay: Amphibious

UK Economy April

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

"Five really snuck up on me."

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

"It's just another birthday. . ."