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Blockbuster Billion Club

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

Brew Clubs

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

The invention of baseball.

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"You. You. And you."

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'