Billing Department Staff T-Shirts

'I think we have exactly the kind of 'Delusions of Grandeur' we've been looking for in our billing department.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"What comes after zillion?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Imagine there's no office...

I am billing, therefore I am.

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Library Grand Opening

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Large Print Librarian.

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."