Billiards Tactician Gifts

Stuck behind the eight ball.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Biliard Enthusiast

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Snooker.

Chick Billiard Ball

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'