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'Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Biliard Enthusiast

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'Here comes Ted.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'