Bill Payment Reminders T-Shirts

Electric Price Shock

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

I am billing, therefore I am.

Why you must go to work

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Must... Remember...

Business restraining law firms

'Are these billable hours?'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"