Bill Brawler Pillows

Sewage bill

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'So much for energy saving.'