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"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

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Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Robert Johnson.

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

Amy Winehouse

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man playing bum-note.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Social Media Blues

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

rory gallagher caricature

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Woke up this morning..."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

Blues Night.