Bilingual Wordsmith Pillows

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Cubanisms in the Spanish language

Reading my Critics

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Best Seller

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Mother Goose's Haiku

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

A Poet

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Sharp Eyes

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Tom Stoppard