Biking With A Twist Gifts

Surgeon on bike.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ball as water-melon.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'Another nice wave.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Finish Line

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"We're in an open marriage."

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Customs and Examinations.

"I hear your fix choppers."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Grim reaper has a broken tricycle.

Covid Cycle

Track & Field & Stream

"I'll bet you have some stories."