Biker Wannabe Prints

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Inaction Figure

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Altar Ego

Biker chopper shopper

Uneasy Rider

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Absurd motorbike

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."