Biker Romance Prints

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Dairy Devil

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Old School Mustaches

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Love by bike

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Bad Dog

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Born to be Wild

Literary Type

Double Bike

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Biking Granny.

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Trike lowrider

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Whale on a motorbike

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

A resume for tattoo artists.

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'