Biker Chick Prints

Lady in Leathers.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Absurd motorbike

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Old School Mustaches

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Bad Hare Day

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"