Bike Path Dreamer Pillows

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

The Fast Lane.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Altar Ego

Wide Load.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Life is too short to be little.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"Don't even think about it."

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"Sofa so good!"

Imagine the Traffic

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

Cyclists mistake.

'Cow Stabilizers'.

'I plan to do some travelling before I give up and move back in with the folks.'

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

Road Rage Towards Cyclist

Man on deck being spied on.

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

'Remember Christmas 1978?..Me sitting on your knee?..That bike failed to materialize pal!'