Bigotry Buster Pillows

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Prejudice/Empathy

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Judge Mental.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Office of the PR of the United States

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Stupid bean counter!"

Warning.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."