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"Thanks Giving."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Litter Tray Training

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Holiday Overkill.

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

God perfects his turkey design.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'