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Circus Lady

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Remember to lash from the outside!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Big RV Camping

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Too posh to wash...

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'