Big Tech Critic Prints

"All I did was Google 'Antitrust'."

New motto suggestions

Facebook in Crisis

"I hate Amazon!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Crap from the future.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."