Big Tech Critic Prints

"All I did was Google 'Antitrust'."

New motto suggestions

Facebook in Crisis

"I hate Amazon!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Crap from the future.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Modern Life Blues

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Someday

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

The emperor has no phone!

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"