Big-handed Hero Mugs

Born to play ball.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Dad's Workbench

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

Dashiell Hammett

Blue-Collar Workers

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

'Be careful where you step. My dad says he has a lot of blood, sweat and tears in this ranch.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

Job Safety - Valves.

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

'Help me out!"

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."