Hand-me-down Hero Mugs

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

'It's a hand-me-down.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Dad's Workbench

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"How much if I pedal?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

Born to play ball.

Blue-Collar Workers

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

Style

'Samaritans, mission control'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

Job Safety - Valves.

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

'Help me out!"

You Must Pick... Right Tool For The Job or MacGyver

Teleworking and face to face work

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."