"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."
Big Data Explorer Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with vibrant prints that celebrate the thrill of uncovering patterns in complex datasets, perfect for any data enthusiast.
Information about information about information about information.
"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'
Evolution.
"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."
Likes: $2.
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
Real Life/Surreal Life
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
'Hey...remember T.V.?
"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"
'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Computer games
'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'
"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"
'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'
Big Data Explorer Prints Collection
Big Data Explorer Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate big data explorers—ideal for their coffee breaks and inspired moments.
Big Data Explorer Pillows
Add a fun and cozy touch for data lovers with pillows inspired by their favorite data adventures.
Big Data Explorer T-Shirts
Looking for stylish apparel for data enthusiasts? Our t-shirts feature clever designs that showcase their passion for big data exploration.