Big Business Aficionado Mugs

Badge - I an a tycoon

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Money is life's report card."

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"You know what I miss? Meetings."