Global Business Aficionado Mugs

"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

For sale

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

Before The Merger.

"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'

"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'Madoffoly'- a game no one can afford to play!