Big Bang Enthusiast Prints

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'What was that big bang out here?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

The Big Tipper

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Moon and Star

Astronaut

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Stephen Hawking

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth