Big Bang Bandleader T-Shirts

Marimba

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Louis Armstrong.

Joe Henry

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A tuba and love hearts

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Black Hole Exhibit

Lady practising the clarinet.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."