Big Bang Bandleader T-Shirts

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Marimba

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Joe Henry

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Louis Armstrong.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

One-man band rehearsal.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ian Dury

Cab Calloway Swings

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

A tuba and love hearts

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Black Hole Exhibit

Lady practising the clarinet.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.