Bicycle Project Aficionado Mugs

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Bicycle sat nav.

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Chris Froome

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Cyclist

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"Keep it running."