Bicycle Admirer Mugs

Been looking at some used cars, Ernie? In the beginning there was Hyundai Genesis. Then I saw a Mitsubishi Mirage, but it disappeared before I could get a closer look. I was considering a Dodge Charger but it relocated to Los Angeles. And a Bronco was too many bucks for me. Then I found a great Ford Escape to buy. But in the morning the garage door was broken and it was gone. I think the universe is telling me to stick with my bike.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Superman Going On Vacation.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike