Bichon Frise Admirer Pillows

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Cut!

Hair Crop Circle

Early Colour TV

Greenfingers.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Spring in Japan.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Bat

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

A complimentary biscuit

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"She massages egos."

'You've been drinking again.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'That's a nasty rasher there...you must be allergic to bacon.'

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

Sport Darwinism

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Emmanuel Macron

"Gesundheit!"

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

Chapeaux!

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."