Biblical Satirist Prints

"Go away. We're still Jewish."

'Original spin'

The three not so very wise men.

Cheap Labour Countries.

David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

The Do's and Don'ts of Sin.

'I'm getting awfully tiered of raking up your underwear...'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"Would you like fries with that?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'