Biblical Satirist Mugs

"Go away. We're still Jewish."

'Original spin'

The three not so very wise men.

Cheap Labour Countries.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

The Do's and Don'ts of Sin.

'I'm getting awfully tiered of raking up your underwear...'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like fries with that?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Moses separating his Laundry.

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Freshly ground pepper?"