Biblical Quotes Mugs

"One more, "get thee behind me Satan" and you'll experience "death do us part"."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'