Biblical Music Buff Mugs

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Yes, all at once!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

TSA Noah

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Are we there yet?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Caption Contest TK

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

'At least I don't have his life.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'