Biblical Chef Pillows

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Caption Contest TK

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Witch's Brew.

Bible Bloopers

'Look man, no wings!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Even More Disciples'

Cook in the cookery section.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Namasteak"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"The wings are addictive."

Moses/stranded shark

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'