Biblical Banterer Mugs

Start their day with a smile! Our humorous mugs for biblical banterers feature witty scripture-inspired quotes that blend faith with humor, perfect for brightening mornings and sparking conversations.

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'Sorry, no carbs.'

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'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job." mockup

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

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"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?" mockup

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

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Ghostwriting the Bible

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"Well, we needed the rain."

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After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon. mockup

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

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Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?" mockup

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna." mockup

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis." mockup

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

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"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..." mockup

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

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'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.' mockup

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!' mockup

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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The Older Testament: An Origin Story mockup

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing." mockup

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

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"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?" mockup

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

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"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him." mockup

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

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"No offense, but the manna needs salt." mockup

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

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The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . . mockup

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

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"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge." mockup

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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Biblical Banterer Mugs Collection

Biblical Banterer Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home! Browse our pillows with clever, faith-inspired quotes that bring comfort and a smile to any space.

Biblical Banterer Prints

Brighten their walls with divine humor! Discover our prints featuring playful faith-inspired designs that celebrate their love for humor and scripture.

Biblical Banterer T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty tee! Our t-shirts collection features playful, faith-inspired designs that let biblical banterers wear their humor with pride.