Biblical Allegory Appreciator Prints

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Meat Grinder

"OMG, LOL!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Nemesisyphus"

Need tickets.

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"He's an asylum seeker."

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Ship of fools.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Tattoo

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Vegetarian Heaven

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan