Biblical Allegory Appreciator Prints

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Meat Grinder

"OMG, LOL!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Nemesisyphus"

Need tickets.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"He's an asylum seeker."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Ship of fools.

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

Tattoo

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'