Biblical Satire Appreciator Prints

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Oh Hi!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

The Berlin Peace Movement

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Russia Money Laundering

The Greek Trampoline

"Amateurs."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."