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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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The First Printed Bible

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Bible Bloopers

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"