Bible Story Analyst Prints

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

So … how did you two meet?

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Moses' TV guide.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"King Herod sent us."