Bible School Dropout Prints

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Dog Training.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Men's book clubs.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Get in step."

'Is he sitting?'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"He's coming out halo first!"

'Did the mail come?'

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'You called for tech support?'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

John the Bathtist

'Rusty, stay!'

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

'SIT!'