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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Clown on bike.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Muscles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

ET Mishap

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Powerful Love.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bullseye!

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'