Biathlon Prints

World media weighs in on gaffe-plagued Winter Olympic Games.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Clown on bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Muscles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

ET Mishap

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Powerful Love.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bullseye!

The Fast Lane.