Biathlete Pillows

World media weighs in on gaffe-plagued Winter Olympic Games.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Muscles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Powerful Love.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I really crammed last night.'

Bullseye!

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart