Biarritz Fan Pillows

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Music Hall Dancers

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Conan the Custodian.

Musician

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Fifi"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'