Beverage Enthusiasm Mugs

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'You've had enough!'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."