Beverage Distributor Pillows

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Beer Stall

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Beer Order

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Global Warming.

Distilleries Association

"Still sparkling"

Shops:Under cut, Upper cut, Half cut

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

The Source of all water

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"Made with pride in our basement."

"Selling like hot cakes!"

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"