Better Luck Next Time T-Shirts

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And right here they merged...'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Tombola Winner

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Good Luck

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Raining Horseshoes

Lucky Cat