Better Luck Next Time T-Shirts

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And right here they merged...'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Tombola Winner

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Good Luck

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Bob Smith: Asking For It

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Raining Horseshoes

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Lucky Cat

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.