Bestseller Aficionado Mugs

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

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