Best Friend With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Apparently he met her when he was on his honeymoon!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

"...and in conclusion..."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Shall I be mother?

"Maybe if we had better teachers we could learn new tricks."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

A parrot business meeting

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

"Now where did I park my car?"

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."